straightjacket feeling
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
Dentist:
*stabs you in your chest*
Dentist:
You're bleeding because you don't floss.
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
